"Why is a mouse if it spins?"
That's what my mother would ask drunks when she was a bartender. If the question made sense to them, they were flagged. That's one reason why I'm dedicating this eclectic CD/Album/Collection to my Mom. (The answer to the mouse question is: "Because the higher it flies" which of course, also doesn't make sense.) My Mom was crazy, brilliant and soooo hurt. One of my earliest memories of Dear Ole Ma was during her Go Go dancing days and how sparkly her tassels were. Thanks Mom for giving me an eccentric spirit to become the eclectic (song writing) maniac that I am.